I’ve created my own super-hero!

Well I’m over feeling sorry for myself .

I’ve decided that if Miss Chirpy can convert herself into a super hero so can I. She may be Portion Control Hero but she’ll have to deal with my super ego…..HELPFUL HULK.

 Yes, folks Helpful Hulk…..the defender of fragile self-esteems. Helpful Hulk becomes enraged at lack of support or encouragement to emotionally starved victims of the dreaded scale.

 Stand back, don’t get me mad. “You won’t like me when I’m angry!”, she says.

Helpful Hulk turns green because of all the green and leafy vegetables she has been eating. Her muscles bulge due to all the exercise and strength training. Her clothes are smaller because they are new and show off her dazzling figure that discipline and healthy eating have created.

 She’s the defender of the disappointed, priestess of the portly, helpful to the hefty, friend of the fatty, leader of the large, chum of the chubby, and hero of the huge.

 ”Hang in there a while longer, you will see a change.” “You can do this!” “Look at the new habits you are developing.” “Next week will be better.” “Your body is going through a change and needs time to adjust.” “Don’t give up!”………..These are the words in her arsenal . Hmm…..seems like I heard these same words from all of you! Thanks, I needed that!

9 Comments on “I’ve created my own super-hero!”

1
NancyB
January 20th, 2006
11:04 pm

I LOVE the idea of your Super Hero! May she spur you on to great things! :D

2
Mrs. Flinger
January 20th, 2006
11:10 pm

Oh, hon, I loved this post. I LOVED IT! I often have a bitch-lady in my brain that tries to defeat my own self. SHE needs a nice bitch slap from the super hero.

I think with a super hero woman in your corner you can do anything.

And you will! You go, girl!

3
Jen
January 20th, 2006
11:12 pm

That. is. so. cool.

:yahoo:

4
Shelli
January 21st, 2006
12:13 am

You crack me up! You tell her next week and the dumb lady at the scale, too!

5
Rachel
January 21st, 2006
7:03 am

Go Helpful Hulk Go.

That’s great. With a superhero on your side, you can do anything.

6
Nancy
January 21st, 2006
7:15 am

Where have you been the last few days??? I needed you…. :bawling:

SO glad you found your inner hero to help go forward.

7
Running2Ks
January 21st, 2006
7:57 am

YES, Strong and Green, I shall follow you, oh Helpful Hulk! :good:

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stephanie
January 21st, 2006
1:20 pm

lol. Holy hangnails batman! That big green lady’s gonna Fat Fiend’s arse!

9
Leanne
January 21st, 2006
1:35 pm

Amen to that! :rofl:

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