I just thought I would post some humorous quotes about Dieting to brighten everyone’s day 
A Diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. – Anonymous
God loves us the way we are but He loves us too much to leave us that way. – Leighton Ford
Once on the lips, forever on the hips.
The cardiologiest’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. – Author Unknown
Habit is a habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man but coazed downstairs a step at a time. – Mark Twain
If you have formed the habit of checkong on every new diet that comes along you will find that, mercifully, theya ll blur together, leaving you with only one definite pieve of information: french-fried potatos are out. – Jean Kerr
Don’t go out of you weigh to please anyone but yourself. – Author Unknown
Minutes at the table don’t put on weight; it’s the seconds. – Anonymous
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table and pushing back. – Robert Quillen
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brian figures out what I’m doing. – Anonymous
11:36 am
One of my all time favorites…and so true! Thanks for sharing.
12:57 pm
If it tastes good spit it out! Yeah! Except now the good stuff tastes good, and the bad stuff tastes bad.
You know I stuck a finger in the frosting on my birthday cake the other day (I only had ONE PIECE, I was JUST CHEATING A LITTLE.) – anyway, one fingerful of frosting. That was it. It was GROSS. My hubby thinks I’ve lost it. It was like sludge in my mouth. Iew!!!
12:58 pm
Those are awesome. Thanks.
5:01 pm
I know what you mean, Leanne. Everything sweet’ish seems super sweet to me now, including my Diet Pepsi. Maybe all the water has sensitized my taste buds.
7:34 pm
These are cute!